Top, bottom or versatile. I can’t imagine in the straight world asking that question to a girl. But in the gay world, it seems to be pretty important. Two “tops” getting together just won’t work (Tab A – Slot B problem). My Mexican friend was a pure bottom and consequently could never date a guy who was also a bottom.

William calls me a “Power Bottom”, when he want to piss me off. I just hate these terms. With someone you care about, you’ll find the right way. So put me down as versatile.

This is just the beginning of the dizzying array of “new” things and terms I’m having to learn. Sex with another guy isn’t that simple. It has a technical element that hetro-sex doesn’t have. The toy box, the towels, the lube, the pron, the videos and and and..

Clean-up on aisle 7.