I did this online personality test (to see whether medical treatment would be a remedy), took like 5 minutes, I just answered the questions and it presented the above graphic and spewed out the following text:

“You are sociable, outgoing, energetic, and lively. You prefer to be around people much of the time. You are generally calm and composed, reacting moderately well to situations that most people would describe as stressful. A desire for tradition does not prevent you from trying new things. Your thinking is neither simple nor complex. To others you appear to be a well-educated person but not an intellectual. People see you as tough, critical, and uncompromising and you have less concern with others’ needs than with your own. You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized.”

In general I don’t disagree with the assessment, warts and all. So now you know me. Try it yourself here, if our personalities match and you’re a Latino under 30 with jet black hair, soft eyes, warm heart, impossible to please, and require constant maintenance — call me immediately.