Wherever I go, I always see a gaggle of homos in some clutch of friends, all staying in tight formation, least an intruder enters the fray. But away from the group, they’re individually on gay.com, gayromeo.com or countless others sites looking for love. Unfortunately, I hear far too often that love or even a meaningful relationship is illusive to them.
Gay man often have long lists of “must haves” in the guy of their dreams. They’re quickly dismissive of someone who is too old, too young, too tall, too fat, not the right background, history, cultural upbringing. The sword of ” not my type” is yielded often. Let me see, you have a long list, you rarely get a hit and when you do it’s generally a bungled relationship. Now how is that working for you again?
Single in the City admitted he likes these geeky pasty emotionless guys (I should stop with the list of qualifications now before I get sick on my stomach), but yet these same guys don’t feed SIC with the emotional nurturing he needs (you need Miracle Grow to keep him fed). So in the midst of our many winged discussions, I put forth that gay men should adopt Indian arranged marriages.
Get your gaggle of friends to meet with other gaggle of friends to sort out whether each prospect is worthy of the other. Initial engagements are carefully monitored and chaperoned (each dick staying in it’s owner’s respected garage). You don’t get any say in the matter, if we think Bill is the right dude for you, well get your PJ’s ready cause Bill’s gonna be your mate.
Think about it. Guys are horny, they’ll fuck or let fuck just about anybody given enough time and isolation (check the ‘sex’ box). Your friends can almost guarantee that the ‘companionship’ box is checked. Love? Who the hell needs love, but if someone has been dorking your rear end for a couple of years and you like being with them, well, some sort of love will emerge. Hot? Probably not. But love nonetheless.
I think it’s a brilliant idea (funny how I believe all my ideas are brilliant). Maybe it’s a new concept? Gay arranged marriage (your mother will need to be involved). Let me know what you think? Could be a new business. SIC as a wedding planner.