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I’m gettin nuttin’ for Christmas

Merry Christmas! Screw this “Seasons Greetings” BS. For me, either you’re for Santa Claus or you’re against him. It’s that simple. Put me in the “for” category.

So there I am, taking a shower, master bathroom, my sanctuary. The one place where I can just do my thing. Nobody bothering me. Time for a bit of puff & buff. I’m finally in the holiday spirit. So I’m start singing one of my favorite Christmas tunes, “Nuttin’ for Christmas”.  You know this Disney song …

I broke my bat on Johnny’s head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister’s bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy’s rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.

The chorus being, “I’m gettin’ nuttin for Christmas, cause I ain’t been nuttin’ but bad”. Of course, I’m singing that part the loudest.

Sudden banging at the bath door. It’s my wife. She’s yelling at me, “Damn right you’re getting nuttin’ for Christmas ’cause you ain’t been nuttin’ but bad”.

Oh well. Here’s hoping you have a great holiday.

1 Comment

  1. Merry Christmas Chris….

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